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The Alaskan Experience

"FISH ON!!"I yelled, as my seven weight flyin your life.I looked at my fish, I looked at
rod bent over and the line played it'sAllen, and I looked at that Grizzly, and
magical tune of "zinging in the rain". It wasthought to myself; "Great, I have three other
hard to tell just how big the fish was or iffishermen on this boat and they all match the
it was a Rainbow or big Dolly Varden.Hookingcriteria that I had required to fish with in
a big upper Kenai river trout in fast waterbear country. They are all bigger and slower
doesn't leave much time for speciesand at this point- between me and the bear!!"
identification."Hang on to it-we'll chase itBUT, if we had to go overboard-I sure wasn't
and go land it in some calmer water." saidconfident that I could outswim these guys.
Allen, who was behind the sticks of our 20Plus, I had a rod in my hand, a fish on the
foot Willie drift boat.We had just enteredline, and a natural fishermen's instinct- to
the Canyon section of the upper Kenai rivernot want to lose my trout!! The bear would
and while my three other compadres fishingcertainly pick me, because he would get the
with me on the boat had already hooked somebonus of having a trout for dessert after
BIG Rainbows and Dollies, I had yet to catchhaving his "Fisherman ala Gore-Tex" entree. I
what I will call a "quality" upper Kenaiguess I shouldn't have been too
fish. That of course means insulting everyworried,afterall, Allen wouldn't have wanted
trout on every other river in North America,to return to the lodge without his
since the eighteen inch Rainbows and twenty"guests"--too much paperwork!!Right?Allen
inch Dolly Vardens I had already caught werefrantically grabbed at the anchor rope, while
hardly chopped liver!! It's just that I had"mama" thrashed about in the water. Meanwhile
watched numerous twenty-four inch fish caughtthe rest of us had that "deer in the
in the morning and listened to Allen commentheadlights" look, waiting for either
on how this was the best morning of flyinstructions from Allen-or the voice of God-
fishing he had had on the upper Kenai thisto tell us what to do next."I think we'll
year. Again, don't get me wrong-I wasfight this fish somewhere else." Allen said,
catching my share of fish- but this was thewhile grabbing the oars and pulling us away
kind of fish I was waitingwith Herculean strength.That- is what they
for.Ziiiiinnnnggggg.I stood up in the frontcall an understatement. Somewhere else
of the boat, and Allen gave chase in our wideindeed!How about Pennsylvania?Mama had done
bellied  river  pursuit  vehicle.what she had intended, danger to cub-gone,
fishermen white as ghosts, and Brown bear
I held my rod high and reeled to keep aPeace and tranquility restored to the right
tight line on the fish.As we drifted towardsbank.MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!She turned, and
the "river right" bank, we heard somesplashed back to the shore...I don't know if
crashing in the trees. In my peripheralit was the lowering of the anchor that had
vision I saw some movement, but kept my eyesstartled her, or the banging of the boat, or
fixed on my pulsating rod tip. Allenthe splashing of my Rainbow, but we had just
nonchalantly mentioned that we had a Brownwitnessed -first hand- how the Grizzly bear
bear over on our right, kind of like a guyprotects her cubs in the wild.Pretty much by
mentions seeing a 1957 Chevy.It's neat-butgoing NUTS!!We drifted over to "river left",
nothing to get to crazy about.Keepdownstream about another 100 yards, and
fishing.Now, I don't know about you, but whenfinally landed an exhausted 23 inch FAT
I pass within twenty yards of meat eatingRainbow trout. Of course, the fish seemed an
carnivores-I like to give them more than justafter thought now as all five of us checked
a passing glance.Especially, since most of usour waders for "brown spots", but after all
on the boat were seeing our first Brownthat, it would have made us cry to lose that
Grizzly bear in our lives, and not everyonefish.We all "high fived" each other and still
gets to see a Grizzly when they come tocouldn't help but looking back upstream--just
Alaska. Not to mention that any one of usto make sure "mama" wasn't still angry. Allen
would make a delicious mid day snack for asaid that it was the first time he had seen a
bear with the munchies.Allen, trying to beBrown bear jump into the water like
the consumate Alaskan fishing guide, wasthat.Really.Then we sat there and all gave
trying to pass it off as an everydayour accounts of how the scene "went down". It
occurence and make you feel like -"Heck, mostwas great to hear everyones reaction and
of us guides sleep with bears"--but you coulddifferent version of the "thirty five seconds
tell by his watchful back and forthof drama".We took a picture of that fish-
looks--that he didn't get to see bears thatwhich will be forever on be referred to as
often.As Allen lowered the boat anchor in athe "Bear Fish", and even though it wasn't
nice back eddy, I turned toward the fish andthe biggest fish on that float--it will
got back to the task at hand. Pump, reelcertainly be the one most remembered.There
down, pump, reel down.About that time, Iwas no picture of the bear-since everyone was
started to hear some more commotion from theriveted on the real bear on not the Kodak
bank, and about the same time as my fishmoment.When we got back to our lodge, Allen
revealed his Rainbow identity by making antold the story of our Alaskan experience and
acrobatic leap into the air, I turned to seesome of the older guides looked at him
a bear clawing it's way up a tree.Good,"sideways" like he might be working on a good
that's what I like to see from man eatingfish story or nickname.I could see it now...
carnivores!I turned back at the fish--and"Who you going out with today? Grizzly
then did a double take on the bear.OH @%$+ ITGillette? Allen the Bear Slayer?... Of course
WAS A CUB...... and we're not talking thethere were four witnesses that were ready to
kind that play in Chicago!!Faster then Iback him up and it wasn't exactly like we had
could get the words " it's a cub" out of mysaid we had seen "bigfoot" or "aliens" for
mouth, mama bear went into protection mode.heavens sake!!All in all, I would say we got
We all heard brush being knocked down likethe true Alaskan experience that day. Nice
tackling dummies at the Chicago Bearsfat upper Kenai Rainbow trout and Dolly
training camp and then we saw "Mamas" roundVardens on a fly, false charged by a Grizzly
face,shoulders hunched, claws digging in asmom and an unforgettable day in incredible
she made a charge at us towards the bank.Wescenery.As the years go on--I am sure
all looked over at the same time,and for athe"Bear Fish"will get bigger, the bear will
brief second, my first thought was: "Ohget closer(maybe even into the boat!!) and
great, why does this have to happen when Ithe legend of "Grizzly Gillette" will grow
have a nice Rainbow on? I hope I don't losetall.But not nearly as tall as that
this fish." Of course, sitting twenty yardsBEAR!!A.J.  Klott
away in a boat- in the water- gives one a
sense of security.A false sense ofAuthor, writer of fishing humor,and "fly
security.That bear took to the sky liketack" peddler.A.J. writes about the
"superwoman". Paws out and legs flying-people,characters and modern day events that
without even breaking stride- she was IN THEsurround the fishing world. His first book is
WATER.You never saw ten eyeballs get so largedue out in December of 2005.



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